How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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