I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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