I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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