gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Is Oprah even human
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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