sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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