Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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