and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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