Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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