so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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