That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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