Sponge bath it is.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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