ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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