You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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