Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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