I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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