I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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