are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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