Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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