Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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