I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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