Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm at about main and main street
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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