Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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