So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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