On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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