So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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