HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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