i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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