Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
two words...techno handjob
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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