Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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