i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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