My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my poor anus
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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