I just threw up on my dentist
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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