If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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