You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My vagina just clenched in fear
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