is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
so much tequila, so little girl.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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