Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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