Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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