it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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