Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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