K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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