i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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