i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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