so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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