i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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