Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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