then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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