dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
