Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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