i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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