Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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