i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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