Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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