I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
