Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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