i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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