All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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