yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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